Outrage at the Bird Bath!

Once upon a time, there was a lovely bright yellow finch. The yellow finch loved to drink from a secluded bird bath that the grounds-keeper cleaned every day.  On this particular day, the yellow finch was flying high with the anticipation of having a long cool drink of fresh water!


The yellow finch flew down and pulled up short at the edge of it's favorite bird bath. In the birdbath was a Speedo-clad MAN and a friendly frog laughing and splashing, having a great time! The yellow finch looked at the man and then looked down into the water and tweeted loudly... "This is an outrage!"  Then he flew off to report this travesty to the grounds-keeper. 


The next day the grounds-keeper posted a large sign which said "BIRDS ONLY! All Other creatures - KEEP OUT! - URINE DETECTION CHEMICAL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED IN THIS BIRD BATH!"