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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Little Known Facts about Highly Trained Intel Technicians

1. Each Highly Trained Intel Technician wears a 'bunny suit' as protective clothing to prevent even the smallest dust particles from contaminating the microprocessors being manufactured inside the Intel plant.

2. The 'bunny suit' can be very claustrophobic so each day the Intel Technician's go outside the plant and take what is called "A Breathing Break".

3. Each technician is accompanied by an Intel Company Bird Companion who makes sure no outside debris lands on the 'bunny suits' causing any kind of contamination during a 'fresh air' breathing break.

It is the job of the Intel Bird Companion to catch any bugs or debris which may fly into the Intel technician's restricted fresh air breathing spaces. The 'bunny suit' has special built in air pockets which automatically open up inside the suit when the Intel technician steps out into the fresh air 'breathing break' area. The Intel Bird Companions are highly trained and are compensated with some of the freshest bird food in the United States in return for their skilled services.
These Intel Bird Companions have to be on the lookout for even the smallest insect life! If a bug is seen coming anywhere near the Intel Technician, the brave birds capture and swallow the trespassing insect life, without even considering any after effects these bugs could have on the Intel Bird Companions themselves!  Intel is considered one of the leading chip makers and at the top of the charts in promoting good employee morale and ensuring employee longevity!  

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