Once upon a time a chickadee was flying by when it noticed a crazed pirate clearly disturbing the peace in the backyard. The chickadee flew down and said to the pirate, "Hey Pirate Guy!" There are no weapons allowed in the back yard! The pirate ignored the chickadee and said "I am Lordes Von Robard and I am here to slay birds so I can eat!" The foolish pirate did not realize he was standing in front of the backyard jail. He also did not realize he was talking to the local sheriff of the bird community.
Before the pirate could even take another breath the chickadee flew down and snatched the pirate right up and stuffed him in the local jail!
The chickadee looked up at the jailed pirate and said "Well Billy Bigshot Pirate - who's the man NOW?" and the foolish pirate spent the rest of his days cleaning out bird baths with a toothbrush.
The End.
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