"Hey you! Did you ever buy a house you thought was going to be absolutely perfect but then there turned out to be just that one little thing that ruined it for you?
I definitely KNOW now why the former sellers were selling this house!
I was actually hooked on this cute one-story house with the yellow roof, the minute I set eyes on it! There were even two nice yellow Adirondack chairs just outside the house beckoning to me!!
The Realtor told me back then, that the house would come with everything and that everything was included in the price of the house! So of course I bought it!"
"I had NO idea that when the Realtor said I was going to inherit 'everything' that comes with the house'... that she was talking about, a bird, as big as I am, who is already living in the house!
I am learning to share the house with the bird but I'm telling you, that bird has ruined all my furniture! I get up in the morning and there are bird droppings on the walls, on the floor and even in the bath-tub! That bird hasn't used the bathroom once!
"Now I can't afford to move and that bird has informed me that I have to spruce up the house because it's spring and he's seeking out a mate! Great! That means there will be baby birds living in my house too! - Let me tell you...I know a thing or two about buyer's remorse!"
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