Camera people are soooooo annoying....

WOW!@ This squirrel appears to be floating as it devours red berries!

Just moments after I took this photo..the squirrel leaped over to a branch near me and said: "You better have a photo release for me to sign if you are taking photos of me!".

This is why I don't like to do a lot of blogs on squirrels, they are so picky about clauses in their contracts etc.  Birds are so much easier and cooperative.

Roofing insurance contractors repeatedly deny home-owners claim of 'Hail Damage'

Felix Feathersnapper's home had suffered what he claimed to be hail damage.

Upon careful inspection, roofing inspectors wrote in their reports..."Mr. Feathersnapper's roof is covered in what appears to be years of bird poop - not to be classified as 'hail'."

Thus, the damaged/disintegrated roof on Felix's home would have to be fixed and paid for by Felix himself.

"Good to the last drop!"

In the bird world, "Good to the Last Drop" applies to certain 'desired' brands of higher quality suet.  

As you can see, this red breasted woodpecker is savoring every last morsel of the brand name suet on the bottom, while the generic brand suet on the top is noticeably shunned.

Stealth Practice....

Shown above…at the prestigious.... Squirrel School of Stealth…a squirrel practices... sneaking up on a mechanically driven bird!

In this case, a decoy bird has been set in place on a vintage post, which has been a popular training tool for squirrels since the mid-century.

If the decoy bird turns around before the squirrel gets the jump on the bird, the squirrel will automatically receive a FAIL score and has to start the course all over again.

To date no squirrel in history has EVER made it on the first try.