Needless Worry Apparently ...

One morning I looked outside and saw a Blue Jay sitting on an electrical wire.  I ran outside and started frantically jumping up and down to get it's attention!

 I shouted out to the Blue Jay..."HEY BLUE JAY! GET OFF THE WIRE!  IT'S DANGEROUS! YOU COULD GET HURT!"

The Blue Jay looked down at me and said "HEY LADY! GIVE IT A REST!  I'VE BEEN SITTING ON ELECTRICAL WIRES FOR YEARS...IT'S WHAT I DO!!!!

The Wish Fulfillment Center! How it can work for you!

First,  center yourself in the middle of a wishing well that looks appealing to you.

Then,  make your wish, and immediately jump out of the way, so your wish has room to come true!

 Within seconds, the thing you wished for, will be in your grasp!

The last step is to fully enjoy the fulfillment of your wish!

Do Fairy-Tales play into your day to day decisions?

A lot of television shows and even the movies are spending a lot of time creating NEW scarier versions of childhood fairy tales.  Who’s to say how it is affecting the wildlife population!

An unsuspecting squirrel was about to bring an apple he found home...when he noticed that the apple had a big bite taken out of it! Suddenly…it occurred to the squirrel that just maybe THIS apple was the very same tainted apple that Snow White had bitten into, after the witch/queen had dipped it in poison!

Suddenly panic sent in and the little black squirrel found he had completely lost his appetite. As fast as he could, the squirrel ran away from the prized apple, back to his little nest in the forest, where he hid for two days!

When Creatures at the Renaissance Festival Need to Go ...

Most visitors to the Renaissance Festival do not realize that the critters working and visiting at the Renaissance Festival have their own porta potties!

NEW in 2012!!! Bird Amusement Park Ride!

There was a new ride in town and mr. Woodstance Flythroat could not wait to try it out!!

Just follow these easy instructions…

“You grab on to the large spring with your feet…hold on tight…then pull down on the giant spring, and YOU... and a PEANUT will go flying into the air!

You have to TRY to catch the peanut in your beak before it starts plummeting to the ground!

IF you actually catch the peanut, you get to keep it!”

Birds were in line for an entire block to try the thrilling new ride!

Where mama birds send their babies in the early years ...

Proper bird posture is important.  The better your posture, the taller you stand.  The taller you stand, the better your opportunities for seeing bird food possibilities before the other birds do!

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Somebody's watching ...

Gladys Bittenstalk and Henry Everwaunder , a sparrow couple who were dating, decided to rent  a lovely red birdhouse for the summer.

Henry had checked out the inside of the red birdhouse and thought it was absolutely perfect for the two of them.

Henry was quite proud of their new house and was often seen  in the doorway...enjoying the spectacular view it offered.

But what Henry REALLY liked... was his bird's eye view of the neighbors!

Decorum at the Public Baths ...

When birds fly into open public baths – there are rules of etiquette that must be adhered to AT ALL TIMES!

For example ...

 TO ENSURE EACH BIRD'S PERSONALIZED ENJOYMENT OF THE PUBLIC BATH, ALL BIRDS SHOULD TRY TO AVoid eye contact DURING THEIR VISIT.