De-lumping instructions...

GRAVY IS AN IMPORTANT ESSENTIAL TO SERVE WHEN YOU COOK ANY KIND OF A ROASTED DINNER!

Be sure you have an adequate gravy boat and always keep in mind... you don’t EVER want to have any LUMPS in your gravy!

If you DO find any lumps in your gravy ,after it is in the gravy boat, simply find a way to discreetly remove the lump, and no one will be the wiser! 

It's in the water!

In France, there are 200 squirrels per each acre of property!

It's a mind blowing phenomenon that some of the top  researches and scientists have been unable to figure out.

However, in a recent edition of  an underground, squirrel magazine, called "Squirrel Tails", it was revealed, that there is a secret spring with crystal clear blue water, located somewhere in the south of France where the squirrels go to drink.

This fresh water spring contains a natural blue enzyme which, when consumed by squirrels, causes the species to multiply at record numbers!


The blue enzyme filled spring is carefully guarded by legions of squirrels. Each new generation of squirrel passes on the secret of the spring to it's offspring!

Is YOUR gravy boat up to YOUR Thanksgiving festivities?

Be sure to find your gravy boat BEFORE the Thanksgiving holiday arrives.

Decide if your gravy boat is deep enough to hold enough gravy to feed the crowd coming to your Thanksgiving event

 Be sure there are no cracks in your gravy boat to avoid embarrassing mishaps.

Most importantly...make SURE your gravy boat is pleasing to the eye.

After conducting a proper gravy boat inspection, you can pretty much count on having a successful Thanksgiving dinner every time!