Roofing insurance contractors repeatedly deny home-owners claim of 'Hail Damage'

Felix Feathersnapper's home had suffered what he claimed to be hail damage.

Upon careful inspection, roofing inspectors wrote in their reports..."Mr. Feathersnapper's roof is covered in what appears to be years of bird poop - not to be classified as 'hail'."

Thus, the damaged/disintegrated roof on Felix's home would have to be fixed and paid for by Felix himself.