Are you constantly thinking about how you can make yourself look years younger?
Are you considering botox?
Let me stop you right here!
My name is Jossalin Fairenheight. I used to work work at Botox headquarters. I was the original ‘Test Subject A’.
I endured days and weeks and months and hours of ‘test’ Botox injections!
I made $3.00 for every 'test' injection they made into my lips. Sometimes I got 300 mouth injections a day! Sure it hurt like hell, but I was getting filthy rich!
In the end...I really don't think Botox injections made me look any younger.
So, just between you and I ... if you and I had just met at a party - would the first words out of your mouth be..."OMG!", because you couldn't get over how young I look?
So, just between you and I ... if you and I had just met at a party - would the first words out of your mouth be..."OMG!", because you couldn't get over how young I look?
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