Henry Featherstone was a bird with a dream. He moved to Tahiti 2 years ago. He built a fine thatched hut that he was proud of. Now all he needed was a financial backer. His dream was to run a Tahitian bird bar located over the water. Birds flocked by the billions every year for bird vacations in tropical Tahiti. One thing birds just love to do on vacation in a tropical setting, is consume large quantities of bird liquor while relaxing in a thatched hut!
The bird bar was going to be called
"Henry Featherstone's Hut of Discombobulation"!
Henry's key advertising strategy would be to promote the fact that... There is a WORM in EVERY bottle of booze, not just in the Tequila!
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