Car Salesman at a Bird Car Dealership

It's a little known fact that birds have to deal with car salesmen too!"Hey Buddy! Take a look at this car that just came into the lot!"

"Wow! This car has some really nice lines!"

"Come take a look inside! This car is loaded with extras!"

 "Holy Mother of Bird Rides! Look at that custom dashboard!"

"Here's the deal my little bird friend...I've already had 3 offers on this fantastic car!!! The price is a steal! I think you should buy it right away so YOU can be the one to drive away in this baby!"

"Ok...enough with the strong arm tactics...I'm tired of flying, and I am definitely going to look good in this car!"

You have to wonder if the purchaser remembered to ask for a CARFAX.