When creatures post on Craig's List....

"Hey old guy! Can you hear me? I wrote and then called you about your posting on Craig's List! I'm here to buy your collection of in-the-shell peanuts! You said some of them date back to 1912? I brought a truck load of grass and leaves for trade just as you told me to... remember you said it would be a fair price for the peanut collection. Are you hearing me old man?"