Freaks of Nature as seen by a Black capped chickadee!

An innocent Black Capped Chickadee was on his way to the hardware store to pick up some tools he needed in order to finish building his birdhouse. He flew down and landed on the hardware store front sidewalk. He heard the front door of the hardware store open.  He looked up and THIS is what that Black Capped Chickadee SAW that day! It was Mr. Hardware HIMSELF, in the flesh! A hammer was in-bedded in Mr. Hardware's mouth! This was a man who was dedicated to his craft!   The Black Capped Chickadee jumped up on Mr. Hardware's head but Mr. Hardware didn't seem to notice. The little chickadee couldn't help but be reminded of the day he flew through the "Freaks of Nature" exhibit at the local fair.